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goldgargoyles:

goldgargoyles:

zonai dinner theory

ok one more

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spotify I don’t know how to tell you this but you picked the literal worst option to start this playlist off with

Very tempted to reveal what the big GameCube disc actually is, but also think it’d be funny to leave people guessing. Leaning more toward being a scoundrel.

cod:

textposttropes:

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cod:

cod:

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

This is one of your worst posts yet man

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

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coughloop:

gooeykit:

coughloop:

when you fart so hard in the shower

okay.

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glutko:

glutko:

New Yorkers in Times Square looking up in horror as one of the billboards starts to display Captain Olimar shaking his ass

I wish I was making this up

(via puyopuyo)

mario-with-sunglasses:

just got a copy of Mario Sunshine for the secret new Nintendo system called Big GameCube. It’s just a GameCube but bigger. Miyamoto says only I can have one because I’m his special boy

okay I lied. that’s just a normal GameCube disc. Wizard shrunk me to mouse size as punishment for being alive. someone please help me

just got a copy of Mario Sunshine for the secret new Nintendo system called Big GameCube. It’s just a GameCube but bigger. Miyamoto says only I can have one because I’m his special boy

kushblazer666:

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himbofisher:

officialsegasaturn:

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

i wonder if the person who wrote this knows they changed the course of history

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tastelesssandwiches-reheated:

(via medicluigi)

schmoinkle:

melonyswife:

my name is pingas parker. i was bitten by a radioactive Dinner and i became YouTube Poop Spider-Man

ALT

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smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021:

emergency-broadcast-system:

Me waking up after dying because i wished on a dandelion when i was 10 that i would be reborn into the YTP world

god told me this ia the funniest post ever

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